are you ever sad and you don’t wanna be sad so you try and distract yourself but nothing is interesting cause all you wanna do is cry

(Source: youtubesagger, via lewisite-smells-like-geraniums)

leassvengers:

so I bought my mom this cup with a hot dude having coffee because my mom is fun and i thought this might like her.

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BUT THEN I SERVE MYSELF COFFEE IN IT AND TURNS OUT THAT WHEN THE CUP GETS HOT

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THE DUDE LOSES HIS PANTS AND THAT’S COFFEE AND PORN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF SORCERY THIS IS!

(Source: sassyrocket, via pounceonthatdick)

seetobe:

surfandwrite:

thesoftghetto:

niggawithablog:

locc-2dabrain:

krxs10:

why THE FUCK is no one talking about this

why isnt this on the news

we all know the reason why. stop the bullshit.

And this shit happened on May 18…MAY 8-FUCKING-TEENTH!

Story

I read the article and this honestly makes me so fucking angry. I encourage all my followers to reblog the shit out of this. Share it on your Facebook and Twitter, too.

Please spare some time for Darren Rainey. This is a horrific brutality against a human being that is being swept under the rug by most media. 

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joliemour:

polarisjewel:

pupdateblog:

this is absolutely illegal and i will not stand for this amount of law breaking

Look at this fluffy piece of shit. It is so fucking cute. I am using foul language to describe my agony

I CAN’T

(Source: lookatthelights, via discosis)

angryseawitch:

lightsharpnesssong:

dont-be-a-pichu:

femmeboyant:

still upset that the films never acknowledge that Peeta loses a limb in the first arena and goes through the Quarter Quell with a prosthetic leg

or that Katniss has suffered permanent hearing loss in one of her ears and now requires a hearing aid

or, you know, the Avoxes

because, you know, why show disabled people doing things

(via bdsmbendelacreme)

naturallywholocked:

if a girl asks you for a tampon, I dont care how much you hate that bitch if you have one you hand it over no one deserves that level of hell

(via bdsmbendelacreme)

trait:

this is my life summed up in one conversation

(via tightvaginas)

I really want a turtle but I don’t have enough money for a good size turtle tank, and I also don’t have room for said turtle tank.

I also have plenty of things I have to do so it would just be another thing I have to clean

But I want a turtle so baaaaad

Or another beta.

But tURtlE

My dog was laying in my lap while I waited for my Mac and cheese to be done and then the microwave beeped so I had to move her

And like yes I know, it’s illegal to move a puppy laying in your lap but we’re talking about mac and cheese

She growled at me and I was just like “ok let me explain something to you”

kilometersprower:

my freshman facebook page can be pretty good sometimes

(via tightvaginas)

4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

(via victoriathegypsy)

mum: can you-
me: *groans for 17 hours*

allteensrelate:

I really can’t wait to get Justin Biebers signature <333

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